• So my step dad bought me strawberry peanut-butter M & M
    They looked so normal just look at them!
    But then I took a bite and found
    They really sucked, so I sat on a mound
    And stabbed a knife into my gut
    And stuck a penny in my butt
    But alas the taste was still on my tongue
    And I had a penny covered in dung
    So this experience was not a gem
    The day my step dad gave me strawberry peanut-butter M & M