• Somethin right up front that I have to say to you:
    you're like dandruff on my head, now I'll go grab the Selsun Blue
    The Head and Shoulders, the Nivea, the Dial, and Pantene
    And if you think Im jokin, fool, I'll show you what I mean
    you little caspa. Standing there all envious and green
    lusting after almost every single thing you've seen
    you know you want to be a badass just like me
    but you'll never be this, no my friend, no, never will you be
    even just half of just how f**king crazy
    Im R. Kelly, you're a teen, now sit back while I pee

    I am a master, ingenious and illustrious
    if you have your panties in a bunch, you'd best not fuss with us
    Im crazier than Shady or the whole nine yards
    it took a lot of broken dreams for me to get this far
    I stepped on hers, I stepped on yours, I stepped on everyone's
    if you dont like it please, by all means, go and grab some guns