• Nineteen Nineties Childhood

    Childhood is...


    Childhood is waking up with the sun for five days a week to cram your head with random facts until summer...

    Childhood is turning on the magic, glowing box in the living room each day to watch a brainy lab mouse and his stupid partner trying to take over the world...

    Childhood is pretending your siblings are sith and that your squeaky toy bat is the jedi's weapon of choice...

    Childhood is trying to capture all one-hundred and fifty one Pokemon in red and white spheres- only to find that the Pocket Monster Mew is uncatchable...

    Childhood is "gratefully" accepting the jogging suits your oldest relative got you for Christmas because she worried too much about you freezing...

    Childhood is losing your Game Boy before leaving on an endless road trip in the backseat of a van full of siblings...

    Childhood is playing "house" and not wanting to kiss the girl you are married to because she may have "cooties"...

    Childhood is praying repeatedly in your head that your Mom doesn't recount the cookies in the cookie jar after you swiped and gobbled up three on your own...

    Childhood is listening to your best friend brag about the cool, brand new, and expensive game system he owns that was just released by Sony...


    Childhood was random- now I'm left that way.