• "If I have to move up in a building, i would choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time, I was riding up the escalator, and i tripped. I fell down those stairs for an hour and a half."

    "I think employee of the month is a good example of when a person is winner and a loser at the same time."

    I use this product called 'I Cant Believe It's Not Butter". Because sometimes when I'm eating breakfast, I like to be incredulous. So then someone would say "Hows breakfast?" and I would be like "Unbelievable..."

    "I like frisbees, because a frisbee is the only object you can throw at a stranger, and it would be okay.