• walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
    with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
    a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
    i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
    get more a** than a giant donkey stable,
    got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
    i get more head than grammar school lice,
    i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

    Did you poop a virgin? cause that s**t is tight.
    jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
    i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
    cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
    though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
    i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
    the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
    but i'm constipated, couldnt give a s**t.

    chorus:
    My name is bo fo sho,
    a born bostonian,
    aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
    the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
    i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

    the fellas say
    hey moron pass the gin
    cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
    give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
    cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words

    and the ladies say
    hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
    should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
    oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion

    chorus...

    walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

    we're in the hood ill take what you give me
    was einstein's theory good...relatively
    a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
    a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
    "get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
    take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
    half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
    why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
    poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
    that only the homeless are beggin for change?
    i shocked Sherlock
    What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
    Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
    here's a bit of irony
    a Ford Focus driver has ADD
    How'd i come to master all these things?
    like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings