• "Serial slaughtering stranglers
    Jugular Juggling juggalos
    Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
    I C ******** P's in the hous!"

    Abracadabra boom shacka dae
    I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
    And I come with a hat full of tricks
    Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
    Hahahahahahahaha, ******** you
    Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
    The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv
    Even sets I've never heard of
    Roll into town, and out with the big top
    Four cards down, and two more still to drop
    And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
    Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode
    Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
    Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
    And when the genie says on with the show
    It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.

    Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
    Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

    Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
    Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
    Call me a psycho-skitso freak
    And I'll call you by your name (d**k-a**s)
    Cuz I can give two shits and a ********
    I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
    I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.
    I grab your gizzard
    Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
    Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
    Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
    Try to land in a glass of Faygo
    Uh, you suck, you missed the ******** glass
    Broke your neck, and busted your ******** a**
    But the genie says on with the show
    Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.

    What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
    Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

    "******** em all, ******** em all
    Clown dawg, freak dawg
    Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"

    Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

    Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
    First time we ever went to Mexican Town
    I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
    And beat us down in the ******** parking lot

    Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
    Tagged ICP by the train tracks
    And it was on, the dawn of a new day
    Magical carpets screaming down the freeway

    Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
    And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
    I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
    That night, I ******** 3 fat bitches

    Then get the ******** with it, forget it
    I'll rip your face off, and wipe my a** with it
    When the genie says on with the show
    Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko


    Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
    Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
    Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
    Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud
    Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

    "******** dat!"