• THESE BUGS


    Well... I... hear them on my rooftop running along my eaves
    And when I look out my window I see them on the leaves
    They're scooting up my sidewalk; knocking on my door
    I don't know where they came from nor what they're looking for

    But.. there's... many on the ceiling even more on the floor
    And everywhere I look I see thousands more
    They're climbing up on my table and sitting on my old TV
    I'd kill them all if I was able; these bugs are bugging me

    Well... they... have big long feelers and teeth like a shark
    And when you turn out the lights they glow in the dark
    They're climbing up on my dresser and falling down my stairs
    They're eating up my upholstery and sitting in my chairs

    And.. there's... many on the ceiling even more on the floor
    And everywhere I look I see thousands more
    They're climbing up on my table and sitting on my old TV
    I'd kill them all if I was able; these bugs are bugging me

    Well... I... bought two kinds of bug spray; one Black Flag the other Raid
    Guaranteed to kill them all and all the eggs they laid
    They just sit down at my table and breathed in the fog
    Heck it just made them meaner; they beat up on my dog

    And.. there's... many on the ceiling even more on the floor
    And everywhere I look I see thousands more
    They're climbing up on my table and sitting on my old TV
    I'd kill them all if I was able; these bugs are bugging me

    Well... they... all began to lay eggs; they laid at least a ton
    Then they stood around and looked at all the work they'd done
    Then one, old and ugly, cut loose with a sneeze
    And all the eggs turned into goldas pretty as you please!

    And.. there's... many on the ceiling even more on the floor
    And everywhere I look I see thousands more
    They're climbing up on my table and sitting on my new TV
    I'd kiss them all if I was able... these bugs are okay by me !!!!