• In my small blue car
    Smoking a cigar
    Going very very far
    In that cramped small blue car

    In my tough red truck
    Hoping for much luck
    I know this truck sucks
    In that stupid tough red truck

    In my old black jeep
    Wanted to leap
    Do not let me sink to deep
    In that old greasy black jeep

    In my tiny yellow bug
    Always having to tug
    Not even room for my mug
    In that tiny ugly yellow bug

    In my big green van
    Maybe I’ll get back on land
    Then someday meet peter pan
    In that broken down big green van