• Once upon a time i looked up in space and saw that the trampoline badgers and the octopuses were teaming up to destroy the world. I figured i had to do something so i searched them up and found out there weaknesses. To destroy the trampoline badgers i had to kill oprah winfrey so i found out where she lived and went to her house and threw a dead tree at her thus saving the world of tv and other stuff. To defeat the octopuses i had to find a crippled clown named jim. I found one but he wasn't crippled so you know what i did................................................ I kept looking. Later i found one in brazil so i took him into space with my box with wheels. He killed all the octopuses with the bazooka that has ball seaking ping-pong balls. So the world was saved but i wanted all the credit not just half so i killed jim and the world built a statue of me that lasted 1million years which was from 1482-1689.