6:24 PM Day 2
~Joe, The First Coming~ (Contiuned)
Joe: You should have ******** saved me!
Frank:well i did actually
Joe: no you didn't!!!
Frank: i did because you are alive. . .
Joe: So that is my work let me say it agian i ******** Tied my Guts together to hold my body in 1 peice
Mike:still, that is pretty ******** psycho
Joe: i did it to live and not be cut in half crawling waiting for the zombies to eat me!
Mike: dude if you got cut in ******** half you should be dead instantly!
Joe: Dude its a parody i can live through anything if i wanted
Frank: that is true Mike, he could live through anything.
Mike: then why did the clown die?
Frank: i dont know, he wasn't a main person so he can die.
Mike: ********! so Joe is a main person!!! that means his dumb a** is gonna like be in every scene!!!
Joe: no im sorta a Expandable Person, so i can die if you like beat me a lot.
Mike: weird, i thought i was gonna be a expandable.
Frank: yea you are sorta a Expandable like person.
Joe: wait im here to kill you so shut the hell up!
*Joe pulls out a Battle Axe*
Frank: Holy s**t!!!! how did you get that!
Joe: Battle Axes r Us. . .
Frank: hey i've been there
Joe: cool. . . so ummm yea im gonna kill you.
Mike: no way!!! not without a fight!!!!!!
Frank: my hero i ******** love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: Get off of me!
*punches in his face, Mike pulls out a Katana*
Mike: Ready to die. . . AGIAN!!!!!!!
Joe: how did you get that?
Mike: Swords R Us
Joe: i wanna go there. . .
Mike: to bad!!!!!!!!!
*Mike runs to Joe and cuts his arm off*
Joe: OWWW why the ******** would you do that! you dip s**t a** hole im gonna kick your a** and make you lick my blue waffle you dip s**t a** hole, im gonna cut your nuts off and shove them down Franks mouth you d**k head!!!!!!
Mike: i thought you were gonna stab us. . .
*Joes Organs get loose and body falls in half*
Frank: hell its time to make sure hes dead. ..
*tears heart out*
Mike: we got Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats the heart*
~What a shity way to die~
Frank: to day has been weird. . .
Mike: yea. . . next thing we are gonna see is like some Ninjas or some s**t
Frank: haha yea. . .
Mike: lets go back to the security room
Frank: yea we need some rest, like for real today we found a cat, killed it, the floor crack and i fall through the floor, Joe comes back alive and we kill him and had a heart for dinner.
Mike: the heart needed some salt. . .
Frank: yea i was felling it needed some salt.
???: Hello little boys
Frank: who said some crazy n***a MJ s**t?!?!?!?
???: oh, did that sound gay?
Mike: yea. . .
???: fine, hey would you like some Candy?
Frank: holy s**t you are still making gay lines!!!
???: s**t i suck at this! let, let me just come out.
*jumps off teh second floor and lands in front of Frank*
???: i am Rape,er-of'lil,boys:ninja'Man but people call me Ninja.
Frank: that explains so much, so tell em are you a psycho?
Ninja: yea i came here to tears your sack off
Mike: what the ******** talking Zombie!!!!!!!
*Bites zombies nuts off and eats them*
Frank: oh god im gonna throw up!
*Throws up all over ninja*
Ninja: oh ym god throw up makes me sick!!!!
*throws up in mask splatering it all over his face*
Mike: oh god i fell the nuts coming back up!
*throws up nuts*
Frank: Holy s**t! i think im dieing!
*every one throws up, Ninja drowns in Puke and dies*
*in the bath room*
Frank: make sure you clog paper towels under the door so the water does not go out.
Mike: already did. turn on the water
*turns on all the sinks, the bath room floods 5 feet deep of the bath room*
Frank: might as well get naked
Mike: BUT!!! don't be ******** gay!
Frank: i know dumb a**!
*both get naked*
Frank: holy s**t a hot 26 year old girl!
Mike: how do you know that
Frank: i know s**t
Lacy: let me give you a relaxing break.
*goes under water*
Frank: H-OlY S-HIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: dude what is she doing
Frank: i think they call it Sucking the Pop
*lacy comes up*
Lacy: were the ******** is it? all i saw was a thread.
Frank: what my ****
Lacy: ewww no. . . your gun i need one. im a survivor
Frank: then what felt so good down there?
*some one comes outta water*
Obama: sorry wrong tub hehehhe*
Frank: Obama is gay!!!
Mike: Knew it
Lacy: Knew it
Lacy : By the way, im Lacy, and I need a Gun.
Frank: lets go to bed
Lacy: yea sure.
*goes to sleep*
To be continued!
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