• Gunners #20 Boss needs a wife
    The Ten Evil Blades

    The rain keeps pouring. Crying as tears were droppiong. Yamota and Kikio’s cars stopped by and picked the two girls that were heavily wounded.

    Kikio: Saya…

    Yamota: …

    Hakuru… lost?

    Saya: Kikio…?

    Kikio: you won. Its over! Its over…

    Saya: i… see…

    Yamota: we gotta get going before the police arrive.

    Kikio: yeah.

    The two of them drove off with the young girls as they head off to treat they’re friends medical attention.

    Meanwhile.

    Raze: …. Hakuru lost huh?

    Rev: she.. lost?!

    Raze: yeah.

    Rev: but… come on theres no way.

    Raze: theres always a way. She lost just like that.

    Still that was unbelievable. They’re powers are like almost equal to mine.

    Raze: hm. I admire the both of them.

    Rev: I see….

    Raze: oh yeah also Rev bring everyone in here.

    We’re gonna have one special meeting.

    Five minutes later.

    WOAH WOAH WOAH WTF?!

    Rev: YOU SERIOUS MAN?! ******** SERIOUS?!

    Raze: Rev?

    Ritz: Rev you do know your yelling at Raze right?

    Rev: oh.. oh yeah.

    Raze: don’t worry.

    Rev: DON’T WORRY MY a**!

    A WIFE?!

    A ******** WIFE?!

    WHY A WIFE?!

    Yuko: a… Rev are you really that pissed?

    Rev: seriously the boss wants a wife! One of us!

    Us!

    Raze: i need someone to take over the organizat-

    Rev: organization my a**!

    What do you want? A wife to bang with! A boy! Or a girl? What?!

    Raze: well I was think-

    Rev: well which one of are gonna be your wife?! Hell its not gonna be me!

    Who heres gonna be his wife?

    Ritz: well not me, I still need to fix my body

    Downfall: I can’t do it. I got a fire works to sale.

    Rainfall: yeah same here.

    Yuko: I don’t know what hell I’m doing but I can’t marry him.

    Diva: YO!

    Rev: Diva where the ******** have you been?!

    Diva: vacation man.

    Rev: VACATION MY a**!

    You’ve been gone for awhile now!

    Diva: sorry!

    Rev: and besides nobody can lift up your ******** badass gun! We tried to sell it!

    And you do know we lost like half of our team members you know?!

    Diva: ah yeah…. That.

    Rev: damn it, we gotta recruit some more people I swear to god dude.

    Diva: okay okay I’ll make it up to you guys. So whats happpening?

    Rev: unfortunately dip s**t wants a wife!

    Raze: your just like your old safe Rev.

    Rev: I WAS ALWAYS MY OLD SELF!

    Damn I was all acting like a p***y and s**t!

    OKAY FROM NOW I’LL BE YELLING YOUR a** RAZE!

    Seriously why did you name yourself Raze and not use your real name?!

    Man come on!

    Raze: you done talking now?

    Rev: ah… damn it!

    Rev: well just get on with it! Who do you want?!

    Raze: well I can’t just pick out randomly.

    I’ve already set up something.

    Rev: set up?

    Raze: I want you all to fight me.

    Rev: fight you?

    Are you crazy?

    Your like stronger than all of us immortals man!

    Diva: well yeah come ot think of it. You can just kill one person with one finger.

    Raze: some of you people can back out if you want. But Rev. are you afraid?

    Rev: did you just say afraid punk?

    HELL NO!

    Rev: I dare you say it again c**k!

    Ritz: okay Rev settle it outside!

    Raze: as I was saying.

    I’d figured a place where we can settle it.

    Ueno-Asakusa.

    Rev: Ueno-Asakusa?

    Ritz: wait a sec. that’s where they held traditional and culture stuff. But why there sir?

    Raze: because we will not be using any guns there.

    Rev: ah… no guns?!

    Hey what are you thinking Raze?! Thinking we might beat you with our fire power?!

    Ritz: I think his right about this.

    I think his trying to test us on how realiable we are without any weapons. To see if we can fight without any arms.

    Rev: heh. Well I’m a pro on this one then!

    Alright c**k!

    WE’LL BE THERE!

    Raze: oh yeah also your allowed to carry any blades. Sorry Rainfall and Downfall. You can’t use any fireworks.

    Rainfall/Downfall: ah… man..

    Raze: lets go and teleport there shall we?

    Later on at the Skull Gunners base.

    Hakuru: ah….

    Yamota: ah your awake.

    Hakuru: my eyes hurt…

    How come my other eye is blinded?

    Yamota: oh that, your skull eye has been severly damaged when you were fighting with Saya so we fixed it. It should be healed in no time. How you feeling?

    Hakuru: I feel like I was in a hangover. Ah…

    My body…

    Yamota: all you just need is some rest.

    Hakuru: I actually lost huh?

    Yamota: yeah.

    Hakuru: and I was going all out. I was planning to release my wings. But I couldn’t release them in time. Saya has really grown strong. Shes beyond stronger than me.

    I guess that was our last match huh?

    Yamota: yeah.

    Hakuru: guess I need some new clothes.

    Yamota: I already prepared that for you.

    Hakuru: you did?

    TADA!!!!

    It was a shirt jacket. Most likely Sora’s short jacket (Sora a character from Kingdom Hearts) with a white shirt with long straps attach to a sleeve. Same with the short black leather skirt.

    Also with straps and sleeves attach to it. And also with black leather boots.

    Hakuru: wow I gotta hand it to ya. You do know how to make clothes.

    Yamota: well I actually bought it.

    Hakuru: it looks… pretty cool.

    Yamota: oh and heres your sword and your combat knife.

    Hakuru: I went exactly as my plans are… well can’t be depress now. I have to get stronger after I rest up.

    That was a good fight…

    Going all out on a rival is… great!

    Yamota: heh.

    Ueno-Asakusa.

    Rev: nice very nice place!

    Downfall: we should held fireworks here!

    Yuko: you brang fireworks?!

    Rainfall: well we are staying aren’t we?

    (oh and if you always get mixed up with Yuko and Yoko. I always don’t remember well at each issue and series. Cause I don’t really know if it is Yoko or Yuko or not. But I think her real name is Yoko Yuko. Sorry about that guys I always have real trouble remembering my characters -_-)

    Rev: hey when we teleported here I don’t see a sign of Raze anywhere!

    Ritz: your right.

    He must’ve opened up another tunnel way when we were in the portal! Sneaky b*****d!

    Ritz: ah…. Tunnel teleportation. I see now.

    Those things come in handy you can use those in the battlefield.

    We don’t use that anymore huh?

    Rev: yeah. It takes time and skill to do that move.

    Once you opened up a portal you could lure your enemy in, then once then you could make another tunnel. Once that tunnel opens you can either turn it into a vaccuum machine where people just get sucked into and just pops out into other places.

    Guess like Raze got himself in his own tunnel.

    Ritz: well. Lets go and find the guy.

    Lets all slpit up in half guys!

    Rev: already now…

    I don’t know much about Ueno-Asakusa. But its one beautiful ******** place haha!

    Ritz: get serious.

    Rev: yeah yeah.

    Anyways theres lots of temples and bridges here.

    Downfall, Rainfall, Diva and Pence you guys try to flank right. On this position.

    While me, Ritz and Yuko search for the guy. We don’t know he is but his a sharp player.

    LETS MOVE OUT!

    Rev: damn I wonder where is he…

    Ritz: Rev look out!

    Rev: huh?

    Yuko: it’s a mine.

    Rev: A MINE?!

    Yuko: yep. Hang on for a minute.

    She uses her glasses to scan for any traps here.

    Rev: so he says no guns no firepower huh? Then why the ******** did he put mines here?

    Yuko: hm… theres a few of them around in Ueno-Asakusa.

    Rev: anything else?

    Yuko: theres men around here too.

    Rev: huh?!

    Ritz: my phones ringing.

    Downfall: THIS IS DOWNFALL WE’RE BEING ATTACKED!

    Ritz: huh?! Whos shooting you guys?!

    Downfall: some guys with guns how should I know?! Must be one of Raze’s men!

    Rainfall: I gotta admit this is bullshit

    Rev: how many are there?!

    Downfall: a lot!

    And guess what!

    THEY HAVE A TANK ON US!

    Rev: so this is what Raze was trying to do.

    Heh.

    We’re Immortal right?

    Ritz: don’t get cocky Rev.

    Rev: come on, like those bullets will-

    A marine shoots her in the arm.

    Rev: OWWW ********!

    Okay take cover!

    Rev: jesus crise!

    Ritz: told you not to get cocky!

    Rev: these aren’t ordinary bullets at all man!

    Yuko throw your axe!

    Yuko: AXE LAUNCH!

    She throws one and kills on marine.

    Ritz: oh crap.

    Rev: yeah…

    Plague Jacket.

    Yuko: his using that on us?

    Rev: these are the only things that can affect Immortals. Took so much years to research….

    Yuko: Rev… is Raze trying to kill us all?

    Rev: I don’t know, but if its true… then…

    I have to kill him myself…

    Rev: call Downfall.

    Ritz: right.

    Downfall this is Ritz, can you hear me?

    Downfall: yeah I hear you!

    Ritz: where are you guys?

    Downfall: don’t know, we’re at some shrine.

    Pence: a big shrine!

    Downfall: no one seems to be here, so I don’t know if its safe or not. Reckon you can meet us here?

    Ritz: has anyone followed you?

    Pence: ah crap company!

    Downfall: unfortunately yes.

    Ritz: well theres traps here… we better keep moving. Okay Downfall I want you guys to meet us at the temple upahead! Do you see it?!

    Downfall: yeah I see it!

    Ritz: great!

    Rev: temple?

    Ritz: its right up there.

    Rev: oh I see. That’s one huge ******** temple, imagine that as my d**k!

    Ritz: as if, you’ll get a p***s.

    Rev: I was joking yesh Ritz. Come on you mummy.

    Ritz: hey watch it! I hate that word! And I’m not a mummy!

    Meanwhile there.

    Ritz: ah you guys made it.

    Downfall: yeah, Pence manage to hold them off. I don’t think anyones coming.

    Pence: phew… my fist are really hurting!

    Rev: well, atleast you showed them that you are the karate champ!

    Pence: I’m more of a sniper champ.

    Diva: man it sucks not to hold any heavy fire power.

    Rev: Diva I swear to god what is your secret of your muscle growth man.

    Diva: training, lifting up stuff.

    Rev: no wonder you like holding mini-guns…

    Okay I guess like theres a lot of traps here, and a lot of badass marines.

    Yuko can you track where the boss is?

    Yuko: I don’t know where he is. I think his stil in the tunnel portal system.

    Rev: that’s impossible no one can live in the tunnel system that long. If the tunnel shuts. He’ll be stuck in that tunnel forever and theres no way out.

    Yuko: well that’s Raze.

    Rev: alright. Find anything you can in this temple.

    Ritz: what are we doing?

    Rev: we’re goin hunting.

    Ritz: hunting marines?

    Rev: that’s right, we’re gonna kill all those ********!

    But I don’t mind having that tank though.

    Actually I got it!

    Change of plan!

    WE’RE GONNA GET THAT TANK!

    Ritz: what that thing?

    Rev: hell I don’t know if it could fit seven of us, but its worth a shot y’know?

    Ritz: hm.. well we don’t got guns, theres no rocket launchers on those marines. I guess its worth a shot too.

    Downfall: hey look I found fireworks!

    Rainfall: me too!

    Rev: we can use that!

    Use that as smoke!

    Ritz: Downfall, Rainfall, shoot those fireworks! Rev and I are gonna go and capture some toys!

    Lets go!

    Pence I want you to take care of those guards!

    Diva find the heaviest weapon you find here and kill em all!

    ROGER!

    Rev: LETS GET THAT TANK AND BLOW THESE BITCHES AWAY!

    Pilot: what the?

    They’re running towards us sir!

    2nd Pilot: then blast em!

    BOOOM!

    Ritz: you miss!

    Rev: hey that’s our ammo your firing idiot!

    Rev and Ritz jumped up and opened up the hatch as they beaten everyone up inside the tank and threw them out.

    BANG BANG BANG!

    Downfall: nice fireworks!

    Rev: everyone hop in!

    Everyone hopped in as Diva and Pence were outside on the back of the tank.

    Rev: I drive! Ritz you take gun!

    Downfall and Rainfall! You guys take the cannon!

    Downfall/Rainfall: wooo!!!!

    Rev: LETS BLAST EM!

    BANG BANG BANG BOOM BOOM BANG BOOM!

    Marine: FALL BACK! FALL BACK!

    Rev: hell yeah! We did it! They’re retreating!

    Ritz: hey what the hell is that?

    Raze appeared.

    Ritz: oh crap…

    Rev: is that a helicopter?

    Ritz: ******** YEAH IT’S A HELICOPTER!

    A GUN SHIP!

    Rev: ********!

    FIRE 12 O’CLOCK!

    I’LL BE DRIVING SO YOU GUYS BETTER AIM AT THAT THING!

    Diva: finally a big a** gun!

    Pence: aww man I have to get a Ball? (it’s a type of gun use in the US militay. Its called a BALL. Which is actually an SMG)

    Raze: I told you guys not to use any firepower.

    Rev: this is my team Raze! Our team gets to use whatever we want!

    And besides we fought our way through this to get these bad a** weapons!

    Raze: hmph.

    Well if you insist.

    Raze fired some missiles.

    Rev: ah s**t!

    BOOM BOOM!

    Rev: damn it! AHH!

    Downfall: firing another one!

    BANG!

    It almost had Raze.

    Raze: very good. Some of you may be my wife. Maybe even more than one wife..

    Rev: OH NOW YOU JUST MADE ME EVEN MORE PISSED OFF!

    Ritz: damn that gun ship has thick armor! The only thing that can take it down are the tank ammunition!

    Downfall: well we’re trying to aim it!

    Rainfall: FIRING FIRE WORKS!

    BOOM BOOM!

    Raze: ah can’t see!

    Rev: good work! He can’t see nows our change guys!

    Give him everything you got!

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

    THEY SHOT DOWN THE HELICOPTER AS IT CRASHED.

    Rev: woo! We did it!

    They all got out of the tank.

    Rev: hey guys, lets not sell the tank.

    Ritz: what why?

    Rev: cause it just saved our asses!

    Oh and Rainfall oto.

    Nah all of us saved our asses.

    Yeah haha!

    Raze: Rev….

    I can’t believe you guys disobeyed every instruction I gave you…

    HURRICANE BLAST!

    They all blew away but then Rev blocked the power.

    Rev: REFLECTOR BEAM!

    BOOM!

    Rev: oh yeah I almost forgot Raze is also Immortal s**t…

    Guys get out of here! I’ll handle Raze!

    Ritz: you know you can’t stand a chance!

    Rev: Ritz…

    Get out of here now…

    Ritz: Rev…?

    Rev: its okay, I’ll catch up to you guys later, just get the tank and drive safely.

    I promise to you guys remember? I’ll protect all of you. As your team leader.

    NOW GO NOW!

    Ritz: right!

    Everyone go go go!

    Rev: lets go James!

    Raze: you’ll regret saying my real name Rev!

    GREEN ARROW!

    Rev catchs it and breaks it in half with her hand but then Raze came out of nowhere and smashed her right arm.

    Rev: ahhh!!!!

    She jumped up in the air and does the SENFU DRILL.

    SENFU DRILL!

    She kicks two times up in the air and spins her whole body.

    Rev: ULTIMATE DRILL TWISTER!

    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

    Rev:AHHHH!

    Raze: LIMERICK BRICK!

    She slammed her straight to a wall but then Rev quickly got up and ran up to him and uses her purple powers.

    Rev: guess I have to use that energy huh?

    My very own demon…

    Fine!

    HAVE IT YOUR WAY RAZE!

    AHHHHH!

    She turned into the being demon. A demon that can destroy anything in its path.

    Rev: AHHH!

    Raze: why did you unleash your demon Rev?!

    Rev: because…

    I VOW TO PROTECT MY TEAM MATES!

    NOW HURRY UP AND DIE!

    UNDERGROUND SPIKES!

    Raze: huh?!

    AH!

    Too fast!

    Rev: NOW BEGONE!

    WALL CRUSHER!

    Raze: BREAK!

    BOOOM!

    Rev: RAZE!!!!

    Raze: …

    Rev runs fully into Raze as she raises a punch. Raze uses his right arm and unleashed his power tattoo.

    Lion Gun!

    Rev: HAWK SWALLOW BIRD!

    AHH!

    BOOOOOOOOOM!

    Ritz: REEEV!

    The smoke was clearing but the explosion did not fade away.

    There was a man coming out from the firing smoke. It was Raze carrying Rev.

    Rev was half naked but Raze had his shirt torned apart.

    Ritz: Rev? Raze?

    Raze: Rev….

    Ritz: R.. Rev! are you okay?!

    Rev: …

    Raze: don’t worry she’ll be okay.

    Ritz: R… Raze… why did you set this up for us?

    Raze: to test you guys. The whole wife thing was just a joke.

    You guys have been improved I’m impressed really.

    And Rev. she has grown stronger. She must’ve trained herself all night long.

    That’s what I like. All about team work. And friends. Rev is capable of that and also to all of you guys. All of you. I’m really proud.

    Ritz: ah… thanks sir.

    Raze: and don’t worry about the bullets. They can hurt a lot. But they won’t kill you. Those were just fake ones.

    I hope one day Rev will start making a family.

    Ritz: a family?

    Raze: Rev needs a man. Really. I know. But still, I think shes ready to make a start.

    Ritz: ah sir that’s kinda embarassing from you y’know?

    Raze: sorry. well then. I best off leave.

    Ritz: leave?

    Raze: I’ve done my business, and so have you guys. Its been fun.

    Ritz: ah right!

    Raze: also. Theres a tournament being held around Japanese of the sub-centres.

    Ritz: a tournament?

    Raze: It’s the Gunners Arena. Remember?

    Ritz: oh yeah that!

    Raze: its back again, but this time its being held by the Light and Dark Gunners.

    They’re targets, are four teams.

    One The Skull Gunners, which is they’re main target.

    Two The Dark Gunners, they’re second target.

    Three The HellsBound Crisis Gang which you.

    And last.

    The Ten Evil Blades

    Ritz: I see…

    Raze: but don’t worry theres a lot of teams that usually go up against each other. But be careful and grow strong.

    Cya.

    Goodbye Rev… I’m sorry that I never get to say I love you.

    To be continued.

    Next Chapter: #21 Biohazard vs The Skull Gunners