• Me: GOOD JASHIN, I AM FRACKN' BORED!!!!!!!! scream scream scream
    Sasori: Chill...
    Me: *death glare*
    Sasori: *looks away*
    Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! TOBI'S---
    Deidara: is so annoying. =____________=
    Tobi: D: Jerk...
    Deidara: What?
    Tobi: NOTHING, MR. GIRLY MAN. *jumps out window*
    Me: *bangs head on wall*
    Hidan: Mazumi, you okay?
    Me: Shuddup.
    HIdan: D:
    Me: *turns on TV* Ewwww. Twilight's on.
    Tobi: *walks into room* Look what Tobi found! Tobi found some of Mazumi-chan's magic potion-thingy.
    Me: Tobi! Put it back! It's very---
    Tobi: *accidentily spills potion on remote*
    Me: ---dangerous.
    Deidara: Where are we?
    Hidan: Twilight...
    Me: *sees edward* Hahaha!!!!! You're a fairy!
    Edward: No, I'm not! D"
    Me: You're right... You're a homo fairy!!! Hahahaha!!!! rofl
    Edward: NO, I'M NOT!!! stressed stressed
    Me: Fairy Homo! Fairy Homo! blaugh blaugh
    Edwad: I'm ignoring you!! mad
    Me: Look at me! I'm edward cullen! The sparkly gay fairy!!!
    Edward: Shut up!!!!! scream scream scream scream
    Me: Make me make me! biggrin
    Edward: *gets fangs out*
    Me: *kicks him in the balls* Bwahahaha!
    Edward: Owie!!!!
    Sasori: *pulls me away* We need to think of a way to get out of here!
    Me: Look it's bella. =_____=
    Hidan: YO!!!!! ISABELLA!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!
    Bella: Wh-what?
    Hidan: In the third movie, you're engaged to Edward, then you kiss Jacob in front of him!
    Me: Uh-huh...
    Deidara: Wow...
    Tobi: Such a beyotch!
    Us 4: *looks at him*
    Me: *trips over a bug and falls and accidentilly presses remote*
    *teleports to Zombie Land*
    Deidara: Wh-where are we?
    Us: *sees zombies everywhere*
    Me: W-we're in Zombie Land...
    Zombies: *coming toward us*
    Tobi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tobi doesn't wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: It's your fault that we're in here... mad
    Sasori: JUST RUN!!!!!!
    Us 5: *running*
    Me: Ruuuuun!!!!!!!! Run like you stole something!!!!!!!!
    Deidara: Nooo!!! Just run faster than Tobi!!!!
    Me: OMJ, HIDAN BE MY SHIELD!!!!!!
    Hidan: WHAT?!!! NO!!!!
    Me: *accidentliy presses button on remote*
    Us: *teleports into Rush Hour*
    Me: OMJ We're in rush hour!!!
    Sasori: *sarcasm* Yeah, that's soooo cool! *serious now* Now how 'bout we well...FIND OUT A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: Okie, in a sec...
    *JACKIE CHAN PASSES BY*
    Me: Oh mah jashin...can I have your autograph????!!!!! *starts running to him*
    Deidara: Mazumi!!!!!! Come back!!!!!!!!!! *starts running*
    Me: Hey, Jackie, can I have your autograph?!
    Lee (jackie chan): Who is this jackie that you speak of?
    Sasori: *presses remote*

    To be continued....

    Me: My elbows hurt...
    Deidara: Why?
    Me: I've been typing this lying down on the floor. =_____=
    Sasori: What?
    Me: This story.
    Hidan: Wait... so you got us into this mess?!!! scream
    Tobi: Tobi knew it!!!
    Itachi: Why aren't we in the story?
    Kakuzu, Konan, Pein, Zetsu: YEAH!!!!
    Me: DOn't worry, you'll come later... Well, atleast Itachi, Kisame, Pein, and Konan will...
    Kakuzu & Zetsu: D: Jerk...