• Enter Metal Gear: PYRO
    Barton area 19320
    Delivery Guy: Delivery for a "pyrolee23"

    pyrolee23: yo im pyrolee, pyrolee am I

    Delivery Guy: sign here, here and here

    pyrolee23: k

    Delivery Guy surprised k here is your free MG

    pyrolee23:hot damn im going to do so much stuff with this ok first im going to fight people , field kick a cow, trick it out ,

    While Pyrolee was ranting about all the cool stuff he was going to do with his

    MG something creeped abored and suddently his MG started to walk away on
    its own (in other words it became animated).

    pyrolee23:no no no no NO!!!!!!*sob*

    later that day in Barton Marketplace Pyrolee walks through the crowed streets while everyone is doing awesome thing with there MGs

    pyrolee23: Hey Mike whats with all the junk

    Mike: well everything you see in this mountain of stuff is just 5 gold

    pyrolee23: no s#*@

    Mike: yeah. hey Pyrolee did you get your free MG yet

    pyrolee23:well i had one but it became animated and walked off

    Mike biggrin amn son and you know every one gets one. to get a new one would cost about 100,000,000 gold

    pyrolee23: and that is why im here now i guess buy ing cheap useless stuff will make me feel a little better and hey is all this stuff from that G corp plant

    Mike:yeah so any thing that falls out on the trash teliporter ends up in this pile

    pyrolee23: oh well i guess another man's trash is another man's tresure