• Vaan looked at his “Lighthouse” with a passion that only a mother could love. He picked up a spoon and began to eat……..his ice cream (pay attention to that it will be on the test) so after that cloud walked in. “what’s up” said cloud nothing just sitting here. “Boom” said the explosion as it exploded. “Damn” said Vaan “the Nazis have begun there assault on the colony”. “Crap I thought we had more time” said cloud. Vaan look to cloud and began to speak “listen we got to get those civilians of the ground before for the Nazis break orbit”. “Those civilians are already, dead if we don’t get our forces on the ground we won’t be able to hold as much as a block when the land” said Cloud. They looked at each other wrestling with there choices deep inside. “Sir” said a grunt that was there the whole time you just didn’t see him. “We have confirmed reports that death guard units have landed inside the colony” Clouds face went pale and Vaan could hardly hold back tears for he knew that Cloud was right every civilian was dead and if they weren’t Death Guard would see to that.

    Hey lets skip ahead to like freaking 2 months into the invasion and see what happening biggrin .
    “Heavy assault Demon” Said Vaan as the Heavy assault demon assaulted the place were he was heavily. “Confirmed on your six Beta we are prepping kill package on target confirm or deny?” said the military. “That is a confirm hellhammer send the target back home to Satan were he belongs” said Vaan. Soon after that the demon was dead but what’s that over there look! Vaan looked and saw his enemy Baron Von Deaths head Jones. (And since I’m not going to spell that again we shall call him Jones) “Jones why are you here” said Vaan “I’m here to steal water” said Jones for he was the bluntest Nazi of them all and did not wish to be talked all the time. “Oh” Vaan said and then shout him and Jones died. Soon the Nazis turned to dust because that’s what happens when you kill there leader.( that’s how the old US of A won the war ho rah). Soon after that Vaan and cloud got married and lived in a nice studio apartment that was better than the one before it.

    [CONTEST TIME YALL OMG]

    So you love my fan fiction you say well you can enter for a chance to appear in the next Fan-fiction story! Yes your god has abandon you yet I am always here for you sweatdrop I like the Maiden Astraea have taken a Demons Soul to easy your suffering in this Valley of Defilement called life.



    1) What was Vaan eating in the story? (A ) iced creams (B) souls (D) Cloud

    if you answered correctly you are a conformist and follow me blindly with no will of your own no points for anyone blame the guy that picked (A)


    2) What is the best anime here? (A) Ergo proxy (B) Cowboy Bebop (R) FLCL

    The answer is Neon Genesis cause it crazy but all the ones up there were cool too u get points


    3) Do you think “District 9” got off message during the third act? (A) No (B) No it didn’t

    yeah of course it didn’t it when out the way it should have I think the new Indie movie crazy has kinda killed big ideas in film I like indies but not every Indie is a goody.

    4) There are bad men in your house you have two baby witch one do you eat first?
    (A) the small one (B) the big one (X) the one that doesn’t like Hum

    Dear god fan how bad do you want to be in this story? PS any baby that doesn’t like Hum should always be eaten rofl

    5) you’re a sexy girl what situations are you normally in? (A) Sexy ones (B) bad ones



    Congratulations you finished the test! If you’re the average reader you stopped reading a long time ago and gave me One Star Hooray! If you want to be in the next Fan fiction send me an PM and I will get to it when I freaking feel like it Hooray eek blaugh