• Kisame got a fire started and so far we had been sitting quietly.
    ...
    No one had even said a word since the last time I had left off.
    Which was maybe an hour ago...
    I glanced at Kisame and sighed. "Are you hungry yet?"
    He looked at me and grinned. "Hell yes."
    I chuckled and got up, going for my bag to get a granola bar.
    Kisame stood up too, but I didnt know why and I didnt really care.
    I took out two bars after rummaging through the large duffle bag for ten anoying seconds and stood up strait, turning to Kisame who was standing over Itachi with a smug grin on his face. "Here." I said holding it out to him.
    He took it and pointed down at Itachi. "Should we draw on his face or something?"
    I grinned back at him and nodded. "Oh god yes."
    Kisame snickered and took out a random sharpie from his cloak.
    I raised an eye brow. "Why do you have a marker in there?" I ask pointing at him.
    He bent over Itachi, just about to do something to his face. "Eh... I dont know... Just being prepared I guess." He grinned, showing off his sharp teeth.
    I chuckled and kneeled down next to him. "Give him black lips."
    He nodded and started on his perfectly mosturised lips. "He's going to kill us both."
    I flicked his nose. "Are you kidding me? I just kicked his a** all over the place. I dont think he'll ever be able to kill me." I growled.
    He chuckled and wiggled his nose, "Yeah... I guess..."
    I grinned teasingly. "He's just going to kill you."
    Kisame stopped and glared at me.
    I covered my mouth and fell back on my a**.
    He shook his head and went back to coloring in Itachi's lips.
    When my laughing fit was over I got back up and saw that Kisame was done.
    "Now what?" Kisame asked holding the sharpie out to me.
    I titled my head and thought about it. "He could use... eye liner." I grinned taking the marker.

    When our drawing session was over Itachi had whiskers, eye liner, black lips, glasses, 'Dunce' writen on his forehead, and a unibrow...
    Me and Kisame fell asleep laughing our a**'s off and then Kisame realized something very important.
    "He's going to kill us in our sleep..." He said sitting up and staring at me in fear.
    I nodded and closed my eyes. "Yep."
    "Aren't you scared?" He gawked.
    I shook my head. "No. If I get killed by a pretty boy like him then I have something interesting to talk about in hell, dont I?"
    Kisame chuckled and layed back down. "Yeah. Good point... But we're still going to get killed..."
    I woke up...
    And so did Kisame...
    Itachi was still asleep, so we still had a few more hours left to live.
    Kisame stood over Itachi and shook his head. "Remind me never to piss you off." He said mortified of me again.
    I grinned. "Never piss me off." I teased.
    He turned to me. "I hate your sarcasm."
    "Aw. I love you too."
    "Your crazy."
    "I know."
    He shook his head. "You scare me."
    I jumped in his face and flicked his forehead. "Boo."
    He wrubbed where my finger hit and glared at me. "Hey. Dont hit me."
    I slapped his arm slightly hard and turned away. "I'll hit you if I want to."
    He grumbled insults about me under his breath and started packing up. "When do you think Itachi's going to wake up?"
    I sighed. "I dont care."
    He grinned. "You are so mean."
    I nodded and bent over to clean my things up. "I know."
    He chuckled and started kicking dirt on the ambers that were the only thing remaining of the fire from last night.
    I sighed again and stared at Itachi's sleeping body as I leaned against a tall tree.
    "This is your chance to kiss him you know." Kisame teased.
    I glared at him. "Go get laid."
    He raised his eye brows and eyed me over. "You want to?"
    I stood up strait and threw a kunia at him, just missing between his legs. "Watch what you saw, fish boy." I growled getting serious.
    He jumped and covered his balls with his sword. "Okay! Just dont hurt them! I need them you know!" He barked.
    I grinned. "Right. Like your going to get any."
    He blushed and turned away. "Ouch. That hurts you know?"
    I chuckled, feeling no remorce for him. "Yeah, well, you deserve it."
    He sighed and put his sword away. "Fine. I'll take that hit." He grumbled finishing up his packing.
    I just about done when I heard Itachi starting to stir.
    Kisame chuckled. "Get ready to run." He said getting in a running stance.
    I nodded.
    Itachi opened his eyes and his eyes landed on me first.
    I smiled teasingly. "Hello, pretty boy." I waved.
    He glared at me and sat up. "I have nothing to say to you."
    "Poor loser." I shook my head tauntingly at the pretty boy.
    He stood up slowly, obviously soar. "You are just another girl that doesnt know her place."
    I chuckled. "And your just a pretty boy who got lost on his way to the hair salon." I grinned.
    Kisame snickered and put his hand to high five me. "You are so bad."
    I grinned and slapped his hand. "Always."
    Itachi glared at me. "Tch." He said waving his hand at me as he went to pick up his things.
    I stuck my tongue out at him, childishly, and put my fingers up, making an L with them.
    Kisame threw his head back and laughed histaricly at me. "Your going to make me choak!"
    I slapped Kisame's back really hard, but playfully.
    He stiffened in pain.
    I salluted him. "Have fun with that."
    He shook his head and chuckled again. "You are too bad to be a girl." He said walking away from me, towards our needed desination.
    I grinned. "I know, huh?"
    He sighed looked at Itachi ahead of us. "When do you think he'll find out about his face?"
    I snickered and leaned in to whisper in his ear. "When see's all the younge girls running away from him, instead of to him."
    Itachi glanced back at us, wondering why we were whispering.
    I waved to him teasingly, trying to get him to look away.
    Kisame put his arm over my shoulders and laughed. "I think he's going to kill us."
    I nodded and looked at him. "Probably."
    Itachi shook his head and looked away, like he was a big ol' macho man or something.
    "How do you think he's going to kill me?" He asked raising a suspicious eyebrow.
    I pursed my lips and tilted my head, thinking about it realisticly. "He'll probably drowned you."
    He nodded slowly and chuckled. "Because I look like a fish, right?"
    I nodded and put my arm around his shoulders and pointed at his face. "Yeah."
    He grinned. "And how do you think he'll kill you?"
    I thought hard and realisticly about it again. "Well... He'll probably use his eyes and torture me to death."
    "Really?"
    I nodded and smiled. "Sounds fun."
    "How will he torture you?"
    "He'll probably tie me up to a big stuffed animal and have little barbie dolls putting make up on me..." I shivered at the disturbing thought.
    He laughed. "Sounds horrible."
    "I know." I said horrified.
    He grinned. "Sounds a lot worse then drownding doesnt it?"
    "Hell yes. I'll take drownding any day. Just so I dont have to die like that." I said shaking my head.
    Kisame sighed. "I dont want to die like that..."
    "Then how do you want to die?" I ask leaning my head against his shoulder.
    "I want to die from being suffacated." He said seriously.
    "By what?" I ask.
    Damn... I never should have asked that damn question...
    "Two big, huge, juicy boobs." He said pulling his arm from my shoulder and pretending to squeez some girls boobs.
    I grin and nod. "Sounds pretty nice."
    Kisame nod's too and looks up at the sky as if picturing it in his head. "That would be awesome."
    "I bet." I laughed punching him in the arm.
    He jumped and wrubbed his hurt arm. "Ow..."
    I grinned. "Dont get a ******** stiffy in front of me! For gods sake, Kisame! I am girl you know!?" I said laughing.
    He jumped and looked down, thinking he must have gotten a stiffy without realizing it. "Ah! I do?!"
    I cracked up and fell over I was laughing so hard.
    Kisame's face was red and he looked like he wanted to kill me too.
    I whipped a tear away from laughing and sat up to look at him. "I'm sorry, Kisame. I didnt know you would take it so seriously." I laughed.
    He shook his head and started to walk away.
    I jumped up and ran up to him, still laughing. "I'm sorry, Kisame." I said wrubbing his back softly.
    He growled at my touch and tried to bite me.
    I pulled my hand away and glared at him. "Dont bite me, jaws!" I hissed.
    He stuck his tongue out at me.
    I did the same thing back at him.
    Itachi sighed. "I should just kill you both."
    Both me and Kisame glared at Itachi at the exact same time.
    "Shut up, pretty boy!" I hissed.
    Itachi shook his head and went silent.
    "******** f*****t a** mother donut eater, doesnt know when to dog on shut the fugnuts up, he so girly not even Britney Spears would seem like girl compared to him..." I grumbled under my breath.
    Kisame laughed and put his arm over my shoulders again. "Such a bad a**."
    I smirked and nodded. "Always."