• Drabble :: I own'th everything.

    WARNING: Reading this drabble-craptasticful thingy mabober that has to do with writing out of bordem, and the stupidness of the characters may cause you to laugh. Hard. Maybe even if you're that freak that never laughs in your class, you'll laugh. -Starts to disappear into the shadows...- I know you will...

    -X-x-X-

    Okay, to begin this crap-tastic story, we'll need two characters, no four! One: Shiro, Two: Yotsu, and 3: Shiki, and the last, the dude with the camera now, START!

    Shiro: Stupid author...

    -X-x-X-

    Shiro was pissed. So, he decidied to go to a cliff. Tch, idiot. Okay, then he met Yotsu, his best friend.

    "Dude, you do know that this cliff has no railings right?" Yotsu asked while drinking hersoda while raising her right eyebrow.

    "Tch, every thing is gonna be..." Shiro started while starting to lean on something, but then there was nothing, so he fell. "Alriiiiight....!"

    Yotsu leaned in carefully to see her bestfriend's body shatter into tones of bones...blood stained bones...ohh the gore. Yes, she was the girl that liked gore, blood, horror, death, blah.

    "I told you so." She stated.

    -Here ends the short part, but if you want to continue, then continue.-

    "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON ME!?" A guy asked Shiro, who was now covered in mud and tree branches.

    "Hi Shiki." Yotsu waved.

    "Hi, now, I have came to take yet another idiot's soul." He stated.

    "Now, what ritual are ya gonna do, Shi?" Yotsu asked him grinning like an idiot, though she was the complete opposite of one.

    "Kiss of Fire, or what the ever hell it is." Shiki answered her, then Yotsu did a spit take and started cracking up.

    "Though, I think Shiro Yamada sounds like a pretty fine lady..." He smirked; Yotsu laughed harder.

    "Anyways, I gotta find her!" Shiki said in a tone of determination.

    "Yes, yes, you do, and can you take me with you, you know to find Yamada-San?" Yotsu asked, trying not to snicker. Though, she did smile.

    "Yes! And bring a camera too!" Shiki smiled.

    "Oh, I was planning to alright!" Yotsu returned the smile.

    [Next Day...]

    "Yotsu, thank you for saving me!" Shiro thanked her.

    "No problemo," She smirked. "Blackmail always works.

    They then left the "Court of Decisions" in the border line of Earth and Death.

    As they were walking by, a gust of wind picked up and billions, or trillions, or maybe even more of pictures of Shiro and Shiki making out were there.

    Oh yes, blackmail did work.

    "Blackmail is like revenge, only, it's far way better than sweeter..."
    "It's, not golden, nor silver. No, it is PLATINUM "


    [A/N]:

    1:: Ok, so what happened was that Shiki got so excited that Yotsu decided to make a trick. She said that while doing the even, Shiki had to be blindfolded while Shiro was sleeping. So, when Shiki kissed Shiro (He looks like a girl.), Shiro woke up and then, a fiasco started, then they had to go to court.

    Yotsu bribed the council, and blackmaied Shiki by showing the photos she took. The council agreed, if only they couldn't see anymore Yaoi (Boys love) ever again (It freaks them out, since they're all men).

    Shiro, was mad at her, yet thankful of Yotsu, so he let it pass by. The pictures came from a garbage can and it blew the picturess around the city and fall on to Earth, which would make everyone ridicule Shiro and Shiki.

    2:: Yes, I like Yaoi, I just got into it this year because I just think it's funny when it's all accidental like, and then rukus occurs. I just like accidental Yaoi, but the hero and heroine are still together.

    To make it short, I like it when the main guy accidentally kisses (or any romantical thing) to another guy, but he and the heronie are still together.

    3:: Yes, my heroine for this story isn't the usual cheery one. She's all tomboy like and is very fond of blackmailing and twisting mens' words into saying that their gay for a guy. Yes, that's me too. I designed Yotsu as me, Shiro as Mi-Kun, and Shiki as Coco Puffs (Nickname, not brand). Although, Mi-Kun and I still hate eachother, no matter what my plot says.

    4:: That's it, now shoo.