• (Audience cheers)
    Betty: Ok, ok, ok, we get it! Now shut up you wnderful audience!
    Mary: Yeah. We have a show to end in...25 minutes!
    Betty: Well, today, we will have a speacial guest that is-
    Mary: Sexy!
    Betty: AS I WAS SAYING..He is from England-
    Mary: Oh yes he is!
    Betty: Anyway, here he is!
    (crowd goes wild when he steps out from behind the door)
    Mary: Isn't he yummy?
    Betty: NO! He's delicious! Mmm..I want to eat you up!
    Mary: Now talk you gumdrop gummybear!
    The hot dude: Well, my name is Steve-
    Betty: Steve! Wonderful name. Mary! He has the cutest accent! Say gum!!
    Steve: Goom.
    Mary: Goom! Goom! It's gum! Isn't that adorable?
    Betty: Oh yes it is when something that smexy says it!!
    (Steve smiles and laughs)
    Mary: Oh! DId you see him laugh! Omqs!!!
    Betty: yes the gumdrop smiled too!
    Mary and Betty: Oohh!!!
    Steve: I'm out of here.
    Mary and Betty: Bye gumdrop! Hey! I said it first!
    Betty: Hey Steve, come and marry me!
    Mary: No me!!!
    Steve: I won't marry either one of you bone-heads. Good-bye!
    Mary and Betty: Bye gumdrop!

    THE END!!!