• 5:00: wake up
    5:10: entertain self by shooting thunderbolts at random people
    5:30: recreate the world population
    5:32: breakfast, cornfalkes (im on a diet)
    5:50: feint from overdose of cornflakes
    6:10: wake up to find you have been mugged by your angels
    7:00: meeting with easter bunny
    8:00: recover from wound from fight with easter bunny
    9:00: meetin with jack (brought shotgun, just in case)
    10:00: come home from meeting (shotgun proved useful)
    10:35: fight back the hordes of undead who wanted to avenge jack
    10:40: use AK47 undead
    11:00: reload AK47 for duel with santa
    12:00: lose duel with santa
    2:00: go to santas party of victory (must not touch nuts or booze)
    8:00: wake up with swelling of mouth and hangover
    8:10: go to sleep