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    Once there was a pretty Princess who had a pretty pony. They lived happily in the land of Humgar, and they loved their castle and their food and everything in it because it was pretty. Oh yeah… The Princess’s name was Budinski.
    One day a goblin named Butthole came to town and he was PISHED. He didn’t like the fact that everything here was so freakin pretty and crap. So he got up and grabbed some wire brush and he started beating on some guy’s horse with a wire brush. The horse went into a fighting fury and didn’t know what the hell was going on. So he kicked and kicked and nayed and kicked and nayed and kicked and nayed and… FINALLY he fell on the ground crying… Butthole asked him “Hey ash hole… What’s yo problem?” all black like and the horse replied “I HAZA MOLE WHERE YOU WAS SCARTCHING!” Butthole looked at him in disbelief and apologized “I’m sorry man… I know what it’s like to have a mole scratched till it’s as big as an eighteen inch potato.” He said as he pointed to his giant mole with hairs growing out of it on the side of his face. The horse stared at the beauty of the mole. He didn’t understand why everything else around him started looking gay except for that one mole and him. Then finally he noticed too, that pretty was for ash holes. “HEY PRETTY IS FO ASH HOLES!” said the horse as his mole sprouted some hairs.
    So the horse and Butthole the goblin ran up the castle stairs to kidnap the princess.
    Finally after running up the stairs of infinity they reached the tower which she was in. Both Butthole and the horse entered the room seeing a babe with only ninja stars on. This wasn’t just a babe though… This was the babe of all babes. She was hot! And not only that but also she loved to hang out with horses and goblins with giant moles! She slowly turned around and started rubbing Buttholes mole. Butthole started hissing and then licking her hand as she was rubbing his mole. Butthole had to resist though because hot is just another branch off of pretty. “Princess Budinski leave me da hell alone foo!” said Butthole, but she kept rubbing his face… Butthole was losing his powers and then suddenly the horse smacked her across the face with his pen15!
    Princess Budinski was on the floor hitting the floor like a drum. And then a ton of super hot babes broke through the floor! Butthole quickly grabbed Princess Budinski and jumped out the window onto a mini trampling. Both Butthole and the horse made it to safety… THE END!