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  • Artist Info: I'm 23
    I have my opinion, you have yours. Let's be mature about it.
    I'm a firm believer of the rule "Double Tap"

    I know a little about a lot.

    Why do I make the "smilies/icon_mad.gif" face in the CB? Why the hell not?

    I'm usually nice.

    I teach preschool. No I don't want kids of my own.



    Sexual Harassment Bear is my QT
    He wrote me a poem:
    I am absinthe effects little ho
    she is such a good pimp yo
    I always give her her money no matter what
    even if it means taking it up the butt
    i love to please her in any way even if it means getting torn
    down on the corner


    CANCEROUS GRACE WROTE ME A POEM:
    Oh we sit and dither on tinychat all day
    But it never does us any good
    The mods act all fucking gay
    And the abuse their power as they should
    It makes us laugh and snicker
    Whenever someone is drunk
    Because they all like to bicker
    And brag about their junk
    Oh tinychat is a funny place
    Where you meet lots of cool fags
    I wish you would show your face
    Please, just don't wear a bag.


    ROBOT UNICORN SEX WROTE ME A POEM
    Absinthe Effect is the cutiest person i know
    she once told me we had sex so i went with the flow
    I still can't believe she dreamed of me
    it feels like i've been redeemed


    M A U R I C E wrote me a haiku

    Absinthe Effect
    More awesome than game Armets
    Totally epic

    It even rhymes

    Look what infamous saint made me:


    YouTubedUrMom's Nonexistent Fan
    Genocidal Fornication wants to have my babies
    Sexual Harassment Bear v3 is my CB crush
    Madame Crayon is my grandma
    IxiDusts' Pocket German

    ART FOR ME:
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    ^Ghost of CB made that up there for me smilies/icon_heart.gif

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    ^from aromatic anicakes
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    The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.
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    RUG BURN...
    the indoor cousin of 'sidewalk burn'...minus extraneous gravel and dirt...with an addition of dust bunnies and old raisins...because there are always old raisins stuck in the carpet somewhere...

    I chopped off my hair
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    Still pissed about Mass Effect 3's ending. No. I won't get over it.
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