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    Hi, my name is Jason and I am the most awesome mother fucker you'll ever meet, I died last year but death is still mustering up the courage to tell me, the buddah said he achieved enlightenment through years of meditation,truth be told he talked to me and became enlightened. i've put people in the hospital just by giving them a stern look, my watch also has no numbers or hands on it. It just says time to kick ass.<br />
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    My calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd cause no one can fool me. Hand sanertising companies claim they can kill 99.99% of germs. I can kill 100% of whatever the fuck i want. Justice is blind just because she once laid eye's on me. I already know everything there is to know, my charm is sooo contagious that they had to make a vaccine for it.<br />
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    Alien Abductors have asked me to probe them, not to mention if I ever gave you directions, you'd never get lost and at least arrive 5 minutes early. If i mail a letter without a postage stamp, it still gets there, i once taught a horse to read emails for me, the police often question me just because they find me so interesting.My personality is soooo magnetic, I am unable to carry credits card, even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.<br />
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    I am known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.I am a lover but I'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas.I can speak french in russian, when I visit museums I am allowed to touch the art motherfuckers.And finally..once I dared my own reflection into a stare contest, on the 4th day.I WON.<br />
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    Alex is the sexiest lesbian vampire I've seen in my fucking life.<br />
    Michelle has the cutest fucking dimples.Ever.<br />
    Hannah has the biggest nigguh cock in the world.Hit her up.<br />
    Don't mess with Taco, he'll own you for fucking with his kind.<br />
    Virginia is the shortest artist I know.<br />
    Regina's my puppy. ~3~<br />
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    "How the hell did you ever pick me?Honestly, I could sing you a song But I don't think words can <br />
    express your beauty It's singing to me How the hell did we end <br />
    up like this? You bring out the beast in me <br />
    I fell in love from the moment we kissed Since then we've been history"<3- SWS <br />
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    Sara,Sara,Sara..<br />
    You don't know how addicting it is to tell you how much I love you.<br />
    You mean to much to me, you're too precious.<br />
    I love your bipolar eyes.Your laugh that always sounds like a giggle.<br />
    I love when you curse, cause it always seems to sound better out of your mouth.<br />
    I love your wittlewip, which one day I will bite.<br />
    I've gone through hell and beyond and your the only one that I'd risk my life for and not think twice about it.<br />
    You are my forever and eternity.<br />
    I love when you smile cause it radiates brighter than the morning sun.<br />
    I love how we have our "no you" moments and I never get tired of them.<br />
    You're strong, and wonderful.Don't let anyone think and say your below that<br />
    Cause they don't see what I see.And honestly..I like what I see cause she's not crying anymore.She's not sad <br />
    or insecure about her image. <br />
    I love you, you beautiful blowfish<3.<br />
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