• TheNewLibrarian's Gallery
  • View Profile
  • View Fans
  • Send Private Message

    FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
    REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom

    FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "bullcrap" ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"

    FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

    FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
    REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
    REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of

    FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
    REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
    REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy

    FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
    REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

    Good FRIENDS:Will help you carry a couch
    Best FRIENDS: Will help you carry a dead body
  • Avg. rating:
  • 7 Fans