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    Ladies and gentlemen, tall and stout,
    let me tell you a story I know nothing about.
    Admission is free so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
    One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other
    drew their swords and shot each other.
    A blind man came to watch fair play,
    A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
    The deaf policeman heard the noise and
    Came to stop those two dead boys.
    He lived on a corner in the middle of the block
    In a two story house on a vacant lot.
    A man with no legs came walking by
    And kicked the lawman in his thigh.
    He crashed through the wall without making a sound,
    and into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned.
    The long black hearse came to cart him away,
    But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
    I watched from the corner of the big round table,
    the only eyewitness to facts of my fable.
    If you don't believe my lies are true,
    just ask the blind man; he saw it too.
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    Hi there! Nice to meet you, but before we get to be friends, you should know a couple of things.
    First, I go by Squid.
    Second, I am hopelessly addicted to CLAMP, Baccano, Durarara, food, and art.
    My best friend is that stupid whore up there asking for a cookie after sleeping in a ditch.
    Third, I like to draw and stuff.
    Fourth, I happen to rant about things if I get started on a subject I am strongly opinionated about. (For example, the clock blocking powers of CLAMP.)

    YOUR MOM.

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