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  • Artist Info: A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
    Girl: Slow down I'm scared
    Guy: No, this is fun
    Girl: No its not now slow down
    Guy: Tell me you love me
    Girl: I love you now slow down
    Guy: Give me a big hug
    *She gives a big hug*
    Guy: Now take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really starting to bother me. *Girl takes off helmet and puts it on herself*

    The next day in the newspaper a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, Even if it meant that he would die.

    1. Lack of communication is romantic? I don't know about you other ladies, but if I were racing down the highway on the back of a motorcycle with no brakes, I'd like know.
    2. Why were they going 100 miles per hour in the first place? And why the heck wasn't she wearing a helmet?!
    3. It's called "let off the accelerator and downshift, genius."

    I apologize for the snark, but... I've seen this meme so many times and it just had to be said. >.>;
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