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    Hello. <br />
    I'm back.<br />
    I'm waiting to get accepted by RIT.<br />
    It should be here any day now.<br />
    I hope that I get a fat merit scholarship.<br />
    Elsewise I'm gonna need to borrow moneh.<br />
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    I don't care if Elsewise isn't a word.<br />
    I am going to make it into one.<br />
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    Peace<br />
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    POKE MAH EGG
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    Quotes!
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    But mommy, if I close my mouth, then the froggies will beat me up. ~Colin from John and Kate 8<br />
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    Real soccer players don't concern themselves with things such as injuries. ~Zack from Little People, Big World<br />
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    1 1=Griffony spooge! ~Bonnie<br />
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    Can my body be straight by my asshole can be gay? ~One of my wonderful friends<br />
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    NEHR!!! ~Another one of my wonderful friends.<br />
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    No, I'm not going to be a dicatotor anymore. I'm going to work for John. I'm going to make the weapons. ~More friend quotes!<br />
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    If God had a drive in movie theater, he'd always be playing Iron Man and Fight Club. ~And even more!<br />
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    Suck it, Jesus! ~Kathy Griffin<br />
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    Wanna be best friends? Psych! I hate you! ~Kyle Cease aka God<br />
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    Wanna buy a ghost? ~Some video on YouTube<br />
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    Amakakeru ryu no hirumeki. ~Master Flaghen Hagen, who won't stop saying this in my head.<br />
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    Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war…our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. ~Tyler Durden, another God<br />
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    My dog is retarded.~Megan, a skank from I Love Money<br />
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    You know when you have a bad case of herpes and it comes back?~Joel McHale<br />
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    Yeah, I hate that!~Random Shout Guy in response to the above quote<br />
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    Do you think that killing people and ninjas are really Christian?~Pope Benedict XVI<br />
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    I may have made a very harmless joke about Lindsay - that she's lost a lot of weight recently due to diet, Pilates and crack... without the diet and Pilates.~ Kathy Griffin<br />
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    Ima Griffin Skrawr!~ My sister<br />
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    It's like a pteradactyl from a gay Jurassic Park.~Time Gun on Project Runway.<br />
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    Tina! Sketchball!~one of mah friends.
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