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    So this one time, Kelp Man, Nathan, Lingerie-A and I, went to this strip club. But the bouncers were like, "Fuck you, you look like you'd grab our girls." So Nathan got all pissed and got in his face, he was all like, "Bitch, I'll fucking tear off your balls and feed them to your mother!" This comment immediately encouraged a large beefy fist to the temple of Nathan. He went down like a crack whore in need of ten bucks, and stayed there. So Lingerie-A pulled out a giant ass glowstick and shoved it(not entirely) up the bouncer's anal cavity. Kelp Man, feeling he had to do something, began posturing up to any man in the vicinity that was slightly lower than his height. He was stabbed about 42 seconds into it. And I, was beaten to near-death with a small leather dildo. Moral; Fuck Texas.

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    "A star just fell from the sky." "That is not an ordinary star, my son. That star is the tear of a warrior." "A lost soul who has finished his battle somewhere on this planet. A pitiful soul who could not find his way into the lofty realm where the great spirit awaits us all."

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